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Kiba doesn't see what the big deal is. It's only Zaku that is missing. If it makes the moon people feel better, why not let them kill the annoying little jerk?
The only problem he sees is that the young people are being more annoying.
So, donned in nothing but a pink bow and a censored bar, he heads out to the castle (though he refuses to dance).
Never one to abandon a comrade, Yondaime does not hesitate to strip, and tosses his clothes in a pile with Kiba's. Pink has never really been his color, but he doesn't complain as he follows the others toward the castle.
Rather unhappy about the whole deal Kiba feels the need to ask "So, What the hell is the point to stripping again? And why the pink bows" He briefly wonders if his censored bar will count as clothing, but he hopes not.
"Did you forget already?" Yamato sighs with disappointment, keeping his hands cupped over his crotch as he leaps over an angry, spinning turtle. "No one's allowed in Saturn Castle unless they look like a Saturn person."
Up ahead, the castle comes into view. It's surrounded by a poison water moat, and has two pink blobby guards blocking the entry way. Yamato hopes they're fooled by the naked disguises, but he can't be too sure.
"Halt!" The first guard sticks his oversized nose out at the arriving party. His beady black eyes are squinting to forms two thin black lines below a single black curl, decorated only with a pink bow. "State your business!"
The two guides turn back to the heroes with a last warning. "Be careful of the forest!" The boy cries under his bandages before bounding away.
Sasuke approaches the guard cautiosly, feeling like an idiot and half expecting to get thrown out by the little pink blobs.
"We heard the Princess's kidnapper had been captured, and we've come to see the execution." The guards smile and bounce around like retards for a few seconds, babbling on about how exciting it was going to be and what an outrageous asshole the kidnapper is. They let the group inside without hesitation.
"Wow! Mr. Moodyman is good at this kind of thing" Tobi says happily, adjusting the bow on his head. It is meant as a complement. "Now what way do we go?!" He bounces around excitedly. He hasn't been allowed to run around naked since he was little and his mom smacked him upside the head for doing it.
"Quiet, you idiot." Sasuke shoots his partner a distasteful look before shuffling past the guards.
It turns out the castle is very small, with one straight corridor that leads directly to the King's chamber. It's wide, with a big burning meteor in the middle. A large, fat Saturn with a crown on his head flashes a royal audience for no good reason while making weird boing noises.
In the corner sulks a clothed, bitter Zaku, surrounded by bamboo bars. A random kazoo is lying in the sand next to him.
Zaku grumbles at his misfortune, as he is tied up on a stake in the middle of his bamboo cage. The meteor burns brightly, to the point where he spaces out as he watches it, but is suddenly distrated by a horde of naked men wearing pink bows on their head.
To his surprise, he recognizes them and trashes about wildly, attempting to scream at them over the wild chatter of the Saturns.
Yamato presses a finger to his lips, pushing ahead of Sasuke to regain his leadership. He hopes Zaku would listen for once and shut up.
"What are you doing here?" He hisses, sidling up to the cage in what he thinks is a very secretive manner.
Kiba sends an annoyed glare in Zaku's general direction. "Damn idiot" he mutters "Hey, do we really have to help him?" He asks Yamato in a whisper. "I know thats what we came here, but isn't there a more vital reason then just saving Zaku's stupid hobo ass?"
"Of course there is!" He snaps, eyeing the Saturn king cautiously. "That doesn't mean we shouldn't try."
Suddenly, the music stops. The king and all his weirdo freinds stop dancing. All eyes turn to the heroes in their nakedness, trying to place just what was different about them.
"You sploit!" The King bellows, "What are you boing doing here blat?"
Attempting to ignore the obvious anger he is stiring up in Zaku he turns to stare at Yamato, then back at the king, then back at Yamato. He has no idea what the hell sploit and blat mean, but he figures it's best if Yamato deals with this. He seems to know more than anyone else here anyways.
Yamato freezes where he stands, one hand clutching his ENORMOUS PENIS, the other hovering close to Zaku's cage. He looks feebly to Kiba and shrugs.
"Um..." He clears his throat, aware of bajillions of tiny black eyes glaring at him. "Nothin'..."
Kiba smacks the palm of his hand against his forehead. What the hell is Yamato thinking giving a response like that? Couldn't he make up a better lie? Or was all the blood that was suppose to be in his brain rushing to his giant dick? Kiba stops his train of thought, he'd rather not continue it.
Zaku stops screaming and stares at Yamato's large *meteor fire crackles loudly* and blinks a few times.
"Daaaaaamn yo, put on sum clothes or suemthing!!! disgUSTING!!!" he screams.
Echoes resonate in the silence of the room.
Zaku has th urge to jump out of the cage and bte Kiba's head off, but due to his situation, he finds himself unable to. That darn Kiba always glares at everyone, everything, everywhere....
Tobi claps his hand over his mouth to silence himself as per request. Though he continues to jump around.
Spotting Zaku in a cage he waves happily to the imprisoned boy with the hand that isn't covering his loud, annoying excuse for an oral cavity.
"Yeah, but I mean...Isn't there a way to do this without being butt-naked?" Kiba sighs. It seems they're able to get in, so he guesses it doesn't really matter. But why does he have to be naked with a bunch of guys? Can't there be at least one hot, non-crazy super hero chick to oogle at?
I SHALL HELP SAVE *hic* US!!! *completely drunk* *throws off clothes* WITH THE AID OF THIS YOUTHFUL PINK BOW WE SHALL SAVE THE WORLD AND TRIUMPH OVER THE MOOOOOOOOON!!! *nice guy pose in the buff*
[[Er, please reply in narrative format for this thread]]
[[man, I'm an idiot ^_^"]]
"I SHALL HELP SAVE US!!" Lee yells as he suddenly appears on the scene, completely drunk. "WITH THE AID OF THESE YOUTHFUL PINK BOWS WE SHALL SAVE THE WORLD AND TRIUMPH OVER THE MOOOOOOON!!" He shouts as he throws off his clothes and smacks a bow onto his head. One super special nice guy pose, and he is ready to go.
Yamato waves a hand awkwardly at his companion, trying to calm the raging spirit of youth before he makes any of the guards suspicious.
"Yes, Veggies, yes, but we have to do it quietly."
"Yessir!!" Lee slurs drunkenly as he attempts to distract the little blobs with his own special version of an interpretive dance.