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Thread post, reply here for woods fun and saving Zaku. [Oct. 30th, 2006|11:25 pm]
Sewper Heroes
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Your party arrives at the entrance to Onett woods. As the annoying shiny midget told you, the water surrounding the woods in a weird mote-like manner is obviously made of poison (it's purple). You use your magic +3 feather boots to hop nimbly from lilypad to lilypad until you reach a delightful "Beware" sign.

It would appear you arrived in the nick of time. Two young people scamper out of the trees, screeching to halt before you with a frantic look in their eyes.

"You have to help us!" One cries, his voice muffled by bandages. You ask him what is the matter, ready and willing to help as a good hero always is.

"Our friend Zaku has been captured!" The second sobs, teary eyes tearing at your heart. A panic grabs the party. You look around the group to find your comrade, but he is no longer there. The pair explains his capture by the Mr. Saturn people; Hell-bent on accusing someone of the capture and murder of their Princess Saturn. You know it wasn't Zaku, but you had to rescue him no matter what.

The young people tell you that the Saturn Castle is heavily guarded, and they won't let anyone who isn't naked and pink with a bow on their head inside. Determined to save your comrade, you strip of your clothes. Knockout Nurse is kind enough to loan everyone some pink, which you promptly tie into your hair.

You ask Zaku's friends to take you to the castle, and they gladly oblige. If you were dancing you'd look alot like this:
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From: doggy_man
2006-10-31 11:34 pm (UTC)
((omg XD I love you...Now lets see if I get this right[tell me if I'm doing this post wrong] ))

Kiba doesn't see what the big deal is. It's only Zaku that is missing. If it makes the moon people feel better, why not let them kill the annoying little jerk?

The only problem he sees is that the young people are being more annoying.

So, donned in nothing but a pink bow and a censored bar, he heads out to the castle (though he refuses to dance).
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From: yllowflashdancr
2006-11-01 02:50 pm (UTC)
Never one to abandon a comrade, Yondaime does not hesitate to strip, and tosses his clothes in a pile with Kiba's. Pink has never really been his color, but he doesn't complain as he follows the others toward the castle.
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From: doggy_man
2006-11-02 12:05 am (UTC)
Rather unhappy about the whole deal Kiba feels the need to ask "So, What the hell is the point to stripping again? And why the pink bows" He briefly wonders if his censored bar will count as clothing, but he hopes not.
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-02 03:19 am (UTC)
"Did you forget already?" Yamato sighs with disappointment, keeping his hands cupped over his crotch as he leaps over an angry, spinning turtle. "No one's allowed in Saturn Castle unless they look like a Saturn person."

Up ahead, the castle comes into view. It's surrounded by a poison water moat, and has two pink blobby guards blocking the entry way. Yamato hopes they're fooled by the naked disguises, but he can't be too sure.
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[User Picture]From: sh_dark_spectre
2006-11-02 03:26 am (UTC)
"Halt!" The first guard sticks his oversized nose out at the arriving party. His beady black eyes are squinting to forms two thin black lines below a single black curl, decorated only with a pink bow. "State your business!"

The two guides turn back to the heroes with a last warning. "Be careful of the forest!" The boy cries under his bandages before bounding away.

Sasuke approaches the guard cautiosly, feeling like an idiot and half expecting to get thrown out by the little pink blobs.

"We heard the Princess's kidnapper had been captured, and we've come to see the execution." The guards smile and bounce around like retards for a few seconds, babbling on about how exciting it was going to be and what an outrageous asshole the kidnapper is. They let the group inside without hesitation.
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From: captainmessup
2006-11-02 03:44 am (UTC)
"Wow! Mr. Moodyman is good at this kind of thing" Tobi says happily, adjusting the bow on his head. It is meant as a complement. "Now what way do we go?!" He bounces around excitedly. He hasn't been allowed to run around naked since he was little and his mom smacked him upside the head for doing it.
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[User Picture]From: sh_dark_spectre
2006-11-02 03:55 am (UTC)
"Quiet, you idiot." Sasuke shoots his partner a distasteful look before shuffling past the guards.

It turns out the castle is very small, with one straight corridor that leads directly to the King's chamber. It's wide, with a big burning meteor in the middle. A large, fat Saturn with a crown on his head flashes a royal audience for no good reason while making weird boing noises.

In the corner sulks a clothed, bitter Zaku, surrounded by bamboo bars. A random kazoo is lying in the sand next to him.
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[User Picture]From: windbag_jr
2006-11-02 07:20 pm (UTC)
Zaku grumbles at his misfortune, as he is tied up on a stake in the middle of his bamboo cage. The meteor burns brightly, to the point where he spaces out as he watches it, but is suddenly distrated by a horde of naked men wearing pink bows on their head.

To his surprise, he recognizes them and trashes about wildly, attempting to scream at them over the wild chatter of the Saturns.
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-02 09:44 pm (UTC)
Yamato presses a finger to his lips, pushing ahead of Sasuke to regain his leadership. He hopes Zaku would listen for once and shut up.

"What are you doing here?" He hisses, sidling up to the cage in what he thinks is a very secretive manner.
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From: doggy_man
2006-11-02 09:50 pm (UTC)
Kiba sends an annoyed glare in Zaku's general direction. "Damn idiot" he mutters "Hey, do we really have to help him?" He asks Yamato in a whisper. "I know thats what we came here, but isn't there a more vital reason then just saving Zaku's stupid hobo ass?"
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-02 10:11 pm (UTC)
"Of course there is!" He snaps, eyeing the Saturn king cautiously. "That doesn't mean we shouldn't try."

Suddenly, the music stops. The king and all his weirdo freinds stop dancing. All eyes turn to the heroes in their nakedness, trying to place just what was different about them.

"You sploit!" The King bellows, "What are you boing doing here blat?"
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From: doggy_man
2006-11-03 01:11 am (UTC)
Attempting to ignore the obvious anger he is stiring up in Zaku he turns to stare at Yamato, then back at the king, then back at Yamato. He has no idea what the hell sploit and blat mean, but he figures it's best if Yamato deals with this. He seems to know more than anyone else here anyways.
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-03 01:34 am (UTC)
Yamato freezes where he stands, one hand clutching his ENORMOUS PENIS, the other hovering close to Zaku's cage. He looks feebly to Kiba and shrugs.

"Um..." He clears his throat, aware of bajillions of tiny black eyes glaring at him. "Nothin'..."
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From: doggy_man
2006-11-03 09:51 pm (UTC)
Kiba smacks the palm of his hand against his forehead. What the hell is Yamato thinking giving a response like that? Couldn't he make up a better lie? Or was all the blood that was suppose to be in his brain rushing to his giant dick? Kiba stops his train of thought, he'd rather not continue it.
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[User Picture]From: windbag_jr
2006-11-04 12:08 am (UTC)
Zaku stops screaming and stares at Yamato's large *meteor fire crackles loudly* and blinks a few times.

"Daaaaaamn yo, put on sum clothes or suemthing!!! disgUSTING!!!" he screams.

Echoes resonate in the silence of the room.
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[User Picture]From: windbag_jr
2006-11-02 11:11 pm (UTC)
Zaku has th urge to jump out of the cage and bte Kiba's head off, but due to his situation, he finds himself unable to. That darn Kiba always glares at everyone, everything, everywhere....
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From: captainmessup
2006-11-02 09:54 pm (UTC)
Tobi claps his hand over his mouth to silence himself as per request. Though he continues to jump around.

Spotting Zaku in a cage he waves happily to the imprisoned boy with the hand that isn't covering his loud, annoying excuse for an oral cavity.
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From: doggy_man
2006-11-02 03:47 am (UTC)
"Yeah, but I mean...Isn't there a way to do this without being butt-naked?" Kiba sighs. It seems they're able to get in, so he guesses it doesn't really matter. But why does he have to be naked with a bunch of guys? Can't there be at least one hot, non-crazy super hero chick to oogle at?
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[User Picture]From: eatyoveggiesman
2006-11-02 04:00 am (UTC)
I SHALL HELP SAVE *hic* US!!! *completely drunk* *throws off clothes* WITH THE AID OF THIS YOUTHFUL PINK BOW WE SHALL SAVE THE WORLD AND TRIUMPH OVER THE MOOOOOOOOON!!! *nice guy pose in the buff*
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-02 04:09 am (UTC)
[[Er, please reply in narrative format for this thread]]
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[User Picture]From: eatyoveggiesman
2006-11-02 04:13 am (UTC)
[[man, I'm an idiot ^_^"]]

"I SHALL HELP SAVE US!!" Lee yells as he suddenly appears on the scene, completely drunk. "WITH THE AID OF THESE YOUTHFUL PINK BOWS WE SHALL SAVE THE WORLD AND TRIUMPH OVER THE MOOOOOOON!!" He shouts as he throws off his clothes and smacks a bow onto his head. One super special nice guy pose, and he is ready to go.
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[User Picture]From: sh_morningwood
2006-11-02 04:15 am (UTC)
[[Naaaah ♥]]

Yamato waves a hand awkwardly at his companion, trying to calm the raging spirit of youth before he makes any of the guards suspicious.

"Yes, Veggies, yes, but we have to do it quietly."
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[User Picture]From: eatyoveggiesman
2006-11-02 10:49 pm (UTC)
"Yessir!!" Lee slurs drunkenly as he attempts to distract the little blobs with his own special version of an interpretive dance.
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